As many of you know, I’m not real fond of going to the movies because there are too many idiots who are fond of going to the movies. The cell phone talkers, the “Hey I’m in my living room so I’ll just speak my mind during this movie” people, the people who bring babies and the rest of the moronic …

Class Action I’m not what you would call a frugal person, although I will certainly take something that is offered for free. However, unlike my wife, I will not stop dead in my tracks when I see a penny on the ground nor will I pull to the side of the road to grab an aluminum can. My wife can …

My wife went to a conference recently and returned with all sorts of cool stories and references that she picked up from the guest speaker, who was a mortician. Don’t ask what kind of conference, because I’m not even sure. I just know my wife works with deceased people’s estates and deceased people’s relatives, so going to a conference where …

My World Now that the Casey Anthony trial is over, I can comment on it without unduly influencing the jury. Like the rest of the media in this country, I’ve avoided the subject up until now. Obviously, I’m kidding. There were so many things wrong with this entire Casey Anthony story, the worst of which is that a little girl …

I’m not one of those macho guys that swaggers about spouting obscenities with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Nor am I overly feminine, preferring Bruce Willis movies and a quick shower to Julia Roberts movies and long bubble baths. No, I am somewhere in the middle. A happy medium, you might say. But I …

Meat Dress I’m not very talented. Oh sure, I can stick my head directly into a ceiling fan without much harm (yes, I’ve tried it), I can play online computer games with the best of them and I am a published writer, assuming this gets published. I also love music and I’m a singeralonger, especially when driving alone in my …

  Hobo House I’m a busy guy, so I don’t have a lot of free time to do yard work or even basic home maintenance that I should be doing. I live in an average-looking single family home in Parker, Arizona. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Nothing fancy. The other day my wife and I pulled into the driveway and my …